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Last time, Noémi gave birth to a “blue” lie baby named Phoebe. As you can see, Phoebe is woefully normal looking! I really have no idea why my game enjoys lying to me. I think it gets some kind of sick kick out of it! Either way, Phoebe is not the heiress… but that doesn’t seem to keep grandmother Artemis from caring for her.
Artemis: ‘I’m not going to neglect her just because she doesn’t meet your ridiculous standards!’
Oh, psh… you’re just bored, that’s all. You’ll forget about her eventually.
[Continue reading 'Generation Four: It’s Not Neglect, It’s Avoidance']
Truth be told, I’ve had the pictures for over a week… I just haven’t had time. What little time I’ve had to spend blogging has been spent on Boreal Springs’ Anniversary posts and trying to squeeze an update out for Angel of Lies. That’s not even counting me being sick for almost the entirety of this month, how lame! I’m going to be super busy tomorrow, but I’m hoping to have a chance to sit down and write up the update on Friday.
I’ve been having a lot of issues with my game, though. They are mostly the stupid saving ones that make absolutely no sense. I’m crossing my fingers and hoping they go away or finishing this legacy will be painful!
Just wanted to let you all know I’m still alive! Here’s hoping for an update Friday.

Last time Draco, Portia, and Artemis headed off to France. Draco met his wife to be and Portia completed her LTW of 10 boyfriends. With her LTW completed, I release her into the “life stream”. She’s free to pursue all the romantic relationships she can… while not cluttering up the house. Have fun out there, Portia!
Portia: ‘Oh, don’t worry… I won’t be moving far.’
[Continue reading 'Generation Four: Fast Forward']

Last time, Draco became a Young Adult and Portia was well on her way to becoming the town bicycle. As is custom for any newly crowned heirs of the Astrum family, Draco had the option to travel abroad. The first wish he spun up was for France, so off they went. Yes, they–Artemis, Portia, and Draco. Artemis has a LTR for extended visits and Portia needs a fresh pond to pick from.
Here she is roping her first foreign man. Not much of a fight…
[Continue reading 'Generation Four: ‘Two of Hearts’']

Last time, there was a whole lot of birthdays. Still waiting on Draco’s all-important Young Adult birthday, though. There was also a lot of adultery on Youssef’s part. As you can see, this hasn’t changed the least. He’s ballsy enough to do it right in front of Artemis!
Seriously, Artemis, how can you stand for this? You should knock his block off.
Artemis: ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about.’
Sigh!
[Continue reading 'Generation Three: Burninating Mummies & Breaking Hearts']

Last time, Artemis had twins… and one of them was blue like a smurf, so she had another child to ensure the legacy continues, smurf free.
Crazy Pants Diana has fun harassing the smurf–er, Bellatrix–with her crazy. It isn’t very nice, but it amuses me, so it’s allowed. Poor Bellatrix doesn’t know what to think about her crazy Great Aunt!
[Continue reading 'Generation Three: Telepathic Anguish']

Last time, Artemis went into labor and was rushed to the hospital to usher in generation four. Artemis gives birth to twin girls. Gah! Apparently, Castor’s love of Kids music influenced Artemis’ womb. Oh boy. I have the stereo turned down low so I had no idea! I’ll have to keep a closer eye on that from now on…
[Continue reading 'Generation Three: Full House Wins The Game']

Last time, Artemis was on her second trip to Egypt. The first time she visited, the pomegranate and plum trees hadn’t bloomed, but this time? Score! Nevermind the fact she’s stealing from the locals…
Local #1: ‘Is she stealing your fruit?’
Local #2: ‘Shouldn’t you stop her?’
Local #3: ‘…I see nothing.’
Oh geeze, Artemis, did you flirt with this guy so you could steal his fruit?? That’s a new low, even for you.
[Continue reading 'Generation Three: Crazy Lover']

Last time, Artemis Astrum, our generation three heiress, was getting ready to take her mantle. Now a fresh Young Adult, she’s ready to face the world as the legacy’s heiress. I mentioned before that I tempted to do away with the Family Trait thing, but I went through with it anyway. Her finishing traits are as follows:
Artemis Astrum
Friendly, Neurotic, Lucky, Hopeless Romantic, Vegetarian
Her LTW is to be a World Renown Surgeon.
[Continue reading 'Generation Three: Artemis Astrum ‘Does’ Egypt']

Last time, Christopher joined Astra in the Great Sim Beyond and everyone re boarded the grief train for just one more turn. While everyone else was bawling their eyes out, I decided to check in on Jupiter’s progress. It seems he found himself a wife. I sent Castor over to investigate.
Castor: ‘Why me?’
Because you’re his brother, that’s why. Now go ring the doorbell.
[Continue reading 'Generation Two: ‘Super Crazy Pants!’']
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